No Crap! WEBCOMIC____Mike???
Age: 26
Birthday: December ???
Height/Weight: 6'3"/ 159lbs
Eyes/Hair: blue/ Dark Brown
Piercings: none
Tattoos: ???
Occupation: Unknown
Lives: Alone
Habits: Paranoia? Theorizing, knowing too much
Fave colour[s]: black, brown, green
Fave movie[s]: ???
Fave Author: ???
Some Fave Bands/Musicians: Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Mono, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Billie Holiday, Charles Mingus
Fave word/phrase: "The waffles are coming!"
Likes: bread, fish, wine, cheese, fruit by the foot, oragami, Nick and Wolf, MISS Veluxia, anthropology, artifacts, Zen, pipe, pirate hats vs. sun, secrecy, peace, "magic"
Dislikes: squirrels, the government[most of them], Jay Leno [and his chin], needless arguments, that one squid that stole his sunglasses, loud "thrown together" music, watery cocoa
Short Description.
Enter the Paranoid Jesus Dude [as lovingly named by Vel]. Sure, some may call him a crackpot, insane, or just plain scary, but the fact is, there is a LOT of complexity behind Mike's edgy personality. There are reasons for all of his fears [except maybe the squirrel thing]. He always tries to be the peacemaker if tension or argument breaks out. He has been known to make an ass out of himself to break tensions, as witnessed by Nick and Wolf. He's not so strange once you get to know him....maybe. What's with the trenchcoat? Don't worry. Its only for Spring and Summer. Fall and Winter he has a warmer coat. Will you ever see him without one? UNLIKELY.

Author's Note
Mike was made on a fluke. I didn't expect him to get so many fans, but it warms my heart..or something. Ha. He has the most complex background out of all the characters, and is probably never going to have it explain. Mike is nothing without his mystery.



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