No Crap! WEBCOMIC____Clemency "Clem" Byron
Age: ???
Birthday: April 12th
Height/Weight: 5'9"/ 134lbs
Eyes/Hair: muddy brown/Auburn
Piercings: One in each ear
Tattoos: None
Occupation: None
Lives: With her family
Habits: clinging
Fave colour[s]: blue, purple
Fave movie[s]: The Philadelphia Story, A Clockwork Orange, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fave Author: Jane Austen
Some Fave Bands: Belle&Sebastian, Franz Ferdinand, Coldplay, The Flaming Lips, Interpol, Evanescence
Fave word/phrase: ...
Likes: Chaz, sweaters, cats, oranges, muffins, X-Men, Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, worn jeans, men's dress shirts, cute shoes, panties, fantasy, anime/manga, comic books...
Dislikes: lies, being ignored, violence, fish, insects, her family, Superman, ugly animals, tomatoes, roses, zombies, blood
Short Description.
She's tempermental, clingy, obsessed, paranoid, and above all LOONY. Her first impressions are usually just that, but beneath the nutty exterior is a very sweet, scared girl. She has a tough time at home, and on occasion may project her fears and paranoia on to others, but she's just a nice kid, trying to make the best of her life. Just remember, appearances are constantly decieving!

Author's Note
Clem does stem from a friend, but a VERY EXTREME version of a friend. She came because I decided Chazzy needed a woman to teach him a lesson, and while Clem is actually as kooky as she seems, she has a method to her madness sometimes.



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